Lewis Farms | Rules & Policies

Just a few friendly rules …

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  • No outside food or drink allowed on the premises; our ants have been trained to eat anything that you bring in!
  • No smoking … Jeffrey is terribly allergic to the smoke.
  • No pets allowed, except for tigers, lions and elephants (on a leash only).
  • Children should always be in the company of their parents; unattended children will be given free kittens.
  • Animals might mistakenly “bite the hand that feeds them,” so always feed the animals with an open hand.
  • Our animals insist that you always wash your hands after coming into contact with them and their barns/pens.  It’s for your safety and theirs!
  • Our corn has tender ears (as do the bunnies), so we ask that you refrain from using profanity.
  • If you run in the corn maze, we will cut off your toes and feed them to the Corn Monster.
  • If you throw corn in the corn maze, we will hang you upside down in the apple orchard until next spring.

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